(I did Russian, Bulgarian, French, English (UK), Italian, and then back into english (US).) By the way, instead of bang the translator used the F-word, and also instead of Damned. There are a couple F-words in hear but thats really the worst of it right there. The Lines that are in the live version of this song somehow stayed the same.
He grew up in the French court,
Yes, yes, hello.
Life was boring, so
he went sailing.
1522,
sailed directly to Britain.
All British men are unpleasant.
Epic fail.
I feel like dancing and singing.
Politics?
Not my thing.
But then I met the King.
And soon my father said,
"You should try to move on."
He wanted me,
of course.
He wrote to me every day.
It couldn't have been better,
Then he sent me a letter and
Who am I kidding?
I was ready for kindergarten.
Ooh.
He sent a reply,
Ooh.
He just said, "Hi."
Ooh.
You're a good guy.
Maybe I'll think about it,
XO, baby.
Uh-oh!
There he is.
You sent him kisses!
I didn't know I was moving in with his landlady!
What?
Get a life!
You live with his wife.
What was I supposed to do?
I'm sorry, I'm not sorry, I said.
I'm just trying to have a little fun.
Don't worry, don't worry,
don't lose your head.
I didn't mean to offend anyone.
LOL,
Say "whatever."
Or go to hell.
Sorry, I'm not sorry for what I said,
Don't lose your head.
Three in a bed,
And the guy said,
"If you want to be a wife,
make up your mind."
It's her or me, my friend.
I don't want to be the girl in a love triangle.
Are you blind?
Not bitter,
Ooh.
Cause I'm better than that
Ooh.
Why don't you understand?
He doesn't want to fuck you,
someone to hang you.
Uh-oh!
There it is.
Your comment has gone viral.
I didn't mean it exactly that way, but the words carry.
Wow, Ann, how to make the country hate you.
What was I supposed to do?
Apologize. Don't apologize for what I said.
I'm just trying to have a little fun.
Don't worry, don't worry,
don't freak out.
I didn't mean to offend anyone.
LOL,
Say "whatever."
Or go to hell.
Sorry, I'm not sorry for what I said,
Don't lose your head.
He tried to run away,
but Dad said no.
Our only hope was
Henry.
He'll get a promotion,
made a big splash,
on the road.
C of E.
The rules
Are so outdated,
that we both wanted to be X-rated.
We wanted to be excommunicated!
Everyone needs to calm down, it's God's will.
("The Bride's Chorus" by Wagner is performed in a shorter, more soulful version. Anne interrupts him).
Anne Boleyn: Wait, let me tell you how it went.
Henry walks around the city every night,
just sleeping, like,
What the hell is this?
If that's what it's going to be,
maybe flirt with a guy or three.
So she regrets it.
Henry finds out and freaks out.
He screams and yells, like,
so critical.
"You're a fucking witch."
Dude,
shut up.
I didn't mean to be so...
(other queens compete to censor this word).
If you could stand up.
Uh-oh!
There it is.
Is that what you said?
And now he's walking around saying, "Off with your head!"
No.
Yeah, that's probably what he meant.
Looks like it.
What was I supposed to do?
What should he have done?
What was I supposed to do?
What was he supposed to do?
No, but what should I have done?
What was he supposed to do?
No, guys, seriously, he really wants to cut my head off! Я
He must really like my head.... 5, 6, 7, 7, 8 !
I'm sorry, I'm not sorry, I said.
I'm just trying to have fun.
Don't worry, don't worry,
don't lose your head!
I didn't mean to offend anyone.
LOL,
Say "whatever."
Or go to.
-Ad!
Sorry, not sorry for what I said.
Sorry, I'm not sorry for what you said.
I'm sorry, I'm not sorry for what I said!
Don't lose your head!
Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)
So, that got weird fast. It's kind of funny though.