Not original, inspired by @Notevenava
Notes: 1st part-French, 2nd part-German, 3rd part-Romanian, 4th part-Japanese
Sitting here all alone
On a throne
In a palace that I own
Bring me some pheasant
Keep it on the bone
Fill my cup to the brim
I sip mead and spill it on my dress
With gold lace trim
Not very stuffy and proper
I can't stop myself
I want to go hunting, does anyone care?
I'm not pretending because I have acres and acres.
Paid for with my own wealth
Where are my dogs? Free the bitches (Woof)
Every day
I'm back for a game of croquet, yeah
Cause I'm a player
And tomorrow I press replay
You, you said I cheated on you
Because I didn't look like my profile picture.
Too bad, I don't agree
So I'm gonna hang it up for all to see.
And you can't stop me because
I'm the queen of the castle
Come on down, you rascal
Come on down
Come on down
Come down, you rascal
Come down
Come on down
Because I'm the queen of the castle
When I am bored
I go to court
Pull up outside in my carriage
I am not married
So I flirt a little with the footman
While he takes my fur
As you were
Making my way to the dance floor
Some guys are making progress
I ignore them
Cause my jam comes on the lute
Looks sweet
That's good
All eyes on me
No criticism
I look more gorgeous than lutherie
I dance so hard I make a splash
Okay ladies, let's start the reformation
You, you said I tricked you
Because I don't look like my profile picture
Too bad, too bad I don't agree.
So I'm going to put it up for everyone to see.
And you can't stop me because
I am the queen of the castle
Get down, you dirty scoundrel
Get down
Get down (you dirty scoundrel)
Get down
Get down
Cause I'm the queen of the castle
I'm not saying I'm a money-grubber.
But check out my prenuptial agreement.
Gold chain
A symbol of trust in a great man
On the highway.
My horse goes 12 miles an hour.
Let me explain.
I'm not a wiener schnitzel English flower
No one ever said I needed a rich man
To do my job in a palace in Richmond
You said that I cheated on you
Because I didn't look like my profile picture.
Too, too bad I don't agree (Too bad I don't agree)
So let's put this up for everyone to see (Let's put this up, let's put this up).
And you can't stop, you can't stop me 'cause
Cause I'm the queen of the castle
Get down, you dirty rascal
Get down (Yeah, c'mon, ha!)
Get down (Get down with me)
Get down (Get down with me) Get down you dirty rascal
Get down (It's Anna of Cleves)
Get down (Aha-ha-ha, get)
Get down (Ow!)
'Cause I'm the queen of the castle