Aragon
Boleyn
Seymour
Cleves
Howard (there's no pink hair so I made her a redhead)
Parr
Thanks.
Aragon
Boleyn
Seymour
Cleves
Howard (there's no pink hair so I made her a redhead)
Parr
Three parts this time lol
Inspired by: @Notevenava
Notes : 1st part-French, 2nd part-German, 3rd part-Romanian
Welcome to the house
To the house of Holbein
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut.
Ooh ja, ja
The house of Holbein
Hans Holbein goes around the world
painting all the beautiful girls
of Spain, France
and Germany.
The king chooses one of them
But which one will she be?
You bring the corsets
We will bring the hangers
No one wants to be taller than a quarter of an inch
What if the makeup contains lead poison?
At least your complexion will attract all the boys.
Ignore the fear, and you'll be fine.
We're going to turn this vier into a new one.
So just say "ja" and don't say "nein."
For now you are in the house
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The house of Holbein
We must make sure that the princesses look good
When their time comes for the Holbein portrait
We know what the best inventions are
To hold it all up
Yes, that's wonderful
For blonde hair simply add a
Magic ingredient from your bubble
Try these heels that are so high it's indecent
But we can't guarantee you'll still be able to walk at 40
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine.
We'll turn this virgin into nine.
So just say "ja" and don't say "nein".
Cause now you're in the house
In Holbein's house!
Ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh, yeah, yeah
Holbein's house
Had to do it for five parts lol
Inspired by: @Notevenava
Notes : 1st part-French, 2nd part-German, 3rd part-Romanian, 4th part-Italian, 5th part-Japanese
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby
I think we can all agree that I'm a ten among these three.
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby
And since I was a kid I've been driving the boys crazy
Whatever you wanna do
Whatever you wanna do, baby
Take my first music teacher, Henry Mannox
I was young, that's true, but I knew even then
The only thing you wanna do is (mwah)
Mannox large, dark and sexy
Taught me all about dynamics
He was 23 years old.
And I was 13, soon to be 30
We spent hours strumming the lute.
Striking chords and blowing on the flute.
He would pluck my strings to the G.
He went from major to minor, from C to D.
Tell me what you need
What you want, you don't need to beg
Cause I feel the chemistry
Like I understand you and you understand me
And maybe that's it
He just cares so much, it feels real
We have a connection
I think this guy is different
Cause all you want to do
All you want to do, baby
Touch me, love me, can't get enough.
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby
Is please me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me
Run your fingers through my hair
Tell me I'm the fairest of the fair
Playtime is over
The only thing you wanna do is (mwah)
But then there was another man, Francis Dereham
Serious, strict and slow
He gets what he wants and he does not take no for an answer
Passionate in everything he touches
The sexy secretary of the dowager duchess
Helped him in his office, had a duty to perform
He even let me use his favorite pen
Spilled ink all over the parchment, my wrist was so tired
Yet I came back the next day as he requested.
You say I'm what you need
Anything you want, you don't have to beg
Cause I feel the chemistry
Like I understand you and you understand me
And I know this is
He cares so much, that's true.
We have a real connection.
I'm sure this time it's different.
Because everything you want to do
All you wanna do, baby
Is touch me, love me, can't get enough of me
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby
Can't wait another second to have
My bodice on the floor
Playtime's over
The only thing you wanna do is (mwah)
Yeah, it didn't work out
So I decided to take a break from boys
And you'll never guess who I met
High, Great, Eighth Henry
Supreme Head of the Church of England
Revered throughout the world
Though you wouldn't know it by the look of that beard
He made me a lady in waiting
Brought me and my family high up in the world
He's given me tasks in court and swears it's true
That without me, he doesn't know what he'd do
You say I am what you need
All you want, we both agree
This is the place for me
I'm finally where I'm meant to be
Then he starts saying all these things
He cares so much he calls me "love"
He says we have this connection
I guess he's not so different
Cause all you want to do
All you wanna do, baby
Is touch me, love me, can't get enough, see
All you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby
Is grab me, hold me, the birds and the bees
There ain't no time for when or how why
You just gotta have me now
Playtime is over
All you wanna do is (mwah)
That's why we got married.
Ooh.
Henry's case is not an easy one.
He's got a short temper, and his friends are crude.
With the exception of one courtier.
He's a really nice guy, very serious.
Royal life was not what I had planned for him.
But Thomas is willing to offer a helping hand.
He's very kind and makes sure I'm okay.
I'll be with you when the king is not here.
This guy finally
What I want is the friend I need.
Just a friend, no chemistry.
I have him, he has me.
And there's nothing more to it than that.
He cares so much and is so dedicated.
We're connected, he says.
I thought he'd be different this time.
Why would I have thought he would be different?
But never, never will be different.
'Cause all you wanna do
All you wanna do, baby
Touch me. When will it ever be enough?
Look at me
All you wanna do
'Cause all you wanna do, baby
Hold me tight. Don't worry if you don't please me.
Bite my lip and pull my hair
Bite my lip and pull my hair 'Cause like you say, I'm the fairest of the fair
Playtime's over
Playtime's over
Playtime's over (Playtime's over)
The Only One
The Only Thing
The only thing you want to do is (mwah)
Not original, inspired by @Notevenava
Notes: 1st part-French, 2nd part-German, 3rd part-Romanian, 4th part-Japanese
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
There's no way
You gotta admit, baby, in all the time I've been by your side
I've never lost control, no matter how many times I knew you were lying
I got my golden rule
I gotta keep my cool, yeah baby (you know she's gotta keep her cool)
And even if you had fun
Running around with a pretty girl
And even if you had a son
With someone who has no wedding ring
No matter what I heard, I didn't say a word.
No, baby (you know she never said a word)
I put up with your sh*t like every day (whoa, whoa).
But now it's time to shush, and listen to what I say.
You must think I'm crazy
You wanna replace me, baby, there's
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-not
If you think for a moment
I'll give you an annulment, wait a minute, there's
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
No way
No way
There's no way n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
No way
No way
There is no way.
There is no way
So you read a Bible verse that says I am cursed
Because I was your brother's wife
You say it's a shame because, quoting Leviticus.
"I will be childless all my life".
Well, Dad, weren't you there when I gave birth to Mary? (Oh, hi baby)
(Girls are so easy to forget)
You are so full of sh*t, you must think I'm naive (whoa, whoa).
I won't back down, I won't fall down, and no, I will never leave.
You must think I'm crazy
You wanna replace me, baby, there's
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
If you thought it would be funny to send me to a convent, honey, there's
no way
No way
No way
There's no way
No way
No way (no way)
There is no way out.
There is no way
Hey,
let's go.
Here we go.
You brought me to my knees
Please tell me what you think I did wrong.
I've been humble, I've been loyal, I've tried to swallow my pride all along.
If you can explain just one thing to me
I've done to cause you pain, I'll leave.
You won't?
Don't you have anything to say?
I'm not leaving.
No way!
You'll think I'm crazy.
You want to take my place Baby, there's
N-n-n-n-n-n-no way
You made me a wife, so I can be a queen till the end of my life.
N-n-n-n-nothing.
You can't.
N-n-no.
N-n-nup-na-nup-na-nup-na
No way
No way
There's
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
There's no way!
Not original, inspired by @Notevenava
Notes: 1st part-French, 2nd part-German, 3rd part-Romanian, 4th part-Japanese
Sitting here all alone
On a throne
In a palace that I own
Bring me some pheasant
Keep it on the bone
Fill my cup to the brim
I sip mead and spill it on my dress
With gold lace trim
Not very stuffy and proper
I can't stop myself
I want to go hunting, does anyone care?
I'm not pretending because I have acres and acres.
Paid for with my own wealth
Where are my dogs? Free the bitches (Woof)
Every day
I'm back for a game of croquet, yeah
Cause I'm a player
And tomorrow I press replay
You, you said I cheated on you
Because I didn't look like my profile picture.
Too bad, I don't agree
So I'm gonna hang it up for all to see.
And you can't stop me because
I'm the queen of the castle
Come on down, you rascal
Come on down
Come on down
Come down, you rascal
Come down
Come on down
Because I'm the queen of the castle
When I am bored
I go to court
Pull up outside in my carriage
I am not married
So I flirt a little with the footman
While he takes my fur
As you were
Making my way to the dance floor
Some guys are making progress
I ignore them
Cause my jam comes on the lute
Looks sweet
That's good
All eyes on me
No criticism
I look more gorgeous than lutherie
I dance so hard I make a splash
Okay ladies, let's start the reformation
You, you said I tricked you
Because I don't look like my profile picture
Too bad, too bad I don't agree.
So I'm going to put it up for everyone to see.
And you can't stop me because
I am the queen of the castle
Get down, you dirty scoundrel
Get down
Get down (you dirty scoundrel)
Get down
Get down
Cause I'm the queen of the castle
I'm not saying I'm a money-grubber.
But check out my prenuptial agreement.
Gold chain
A symbol of trust in a great man
On the highway.
My horse goes 12 miles an hour.
Let me explain.
I'm not a wiener schnitzel English flower
No one ever said I needed a rich man
To do my job in a palace in Richmond
You said that I cheated on you
Because I didn't look like my profile picture.
Too, too bad I don't agree (Too bad I don't agree)
So let's put this up for everyone to see (Let's put this up, let's put this up).
And you can't stop, you can't stop me 'cause
Cause I'm the queen of the castle
Get down, you dirty rascal
Get down (Yeah, c'mon, ha!)
Get down (Get down with me)
Get down (Get down with me) Get down you dirty rascal
Get down (It's Anna of Cleves)
Get down (Aha-ha-ha, get)
Get down (Ow!)
'Cause I'm the queen of the castle
Not original, inspired by @Notevenava
Notes: 1st part-French, 2nd part-German, 3rd part-Romanian, 4th part-Japanese
I grew up in the French court
Yes, yes, hello
Life was a chore then (she set sail).
1522, came straight to the UK.
All British guys suck.
Epic fail
He wanted me, hah, obviously.
He sent me messages every day.
It couldn't have been better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding?
I was ready to eat.
Ooh, he sent a reply.
Ooh, I'm just saying hello.
Ooh, you're a nice guy
Maybe I'll think about it, xo baby.
Here we go
(You blew him kisses)
I didn't know I was going to move in with her moms.
(What?)
Get a life
You're living with his wife?
Like, what was I supposed to do?
-CHORUS-
Sorry, not sorry for what I said
I'm just trying to have fun.
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your mind.
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL, say "oh well
Or go to hell
I'm sorry, not sorry for what I said.
Don't lose your head
Three in bed and the little one said
If you want to be married, make up your mind
It's you or me, buddy
I don't want to be some
I don't want to be some girl in a threesome
Are you blind?
Ooh, don't be bitter
Ooh, 'cause I'm fitter
Ooh, why hasn't she caught on yet?
He doesn't want to ---- you
Somebody hang you
(Uh-oh) Here we go
Your comic went viral
I didn't mean it, but the rumor mill is buzzing.
Wow, Anne, you made the whole country hate you.
Dude, what was I supposed to do?
I'm sorry, not sorry for what I said
I'm just trying to have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt nobody
LOL, say "oh well
Or go to hell
I'm sorry, not sorry for what I said
Don't lose your head
He tried to escape
But the pope said no
Our only hope was Henry
He was promoted.
He caused a stir
He set the C of E in motion
The rules were so outdated
You and I wanted to be... evaluated.
Soon, ex-communicated
Everybody settle down, it's God's will.
Henry goes out every night
Just sleeping around, like what the hell?
If that's the way it's gonna be...
Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three.
Just to make him feel good
Henry finds out and freaks out.
He's screaming and yelling
Like a judge
You cursed witch!
Dude, shut up.
I wouldn't be so stupid.
If you were to get up
(Uh-oh) Here we go
(Did you say that?)
And now he's going round like off with her head
(No-oh).
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he meant it.
(Looks like it))
What was I meant to do?
(What was she meant to do?)
Like what was I meant to do?
(What was she meant to do?) Like what was I meant to do?
No, but what was I meant to do?
I'm not sorry about what I said.
I'm just trying to have fun.
Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone.
Smile and say, oh well
Or go to hell (Just go to hell)
I'm sorry, I'm not sorry about what I said
I'm sorry, I'm not sorry about what she said
I'm sorry, I'm not sorry about what I said
Don't lose your head
Sippin' on mead and I spill it on my dress, with the gold lace trim,