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Aragon

Boleyn

Seymour

Cleves

Howard (there's no pink hair so I made her a redhead)

Parr

Three parts this time lol

Inspired by: @Notevenava

Notes : 1st part-French, 2nd part-German, 3rd part-Romanian

Welcome to the house

To the house of Holbein

Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut.

Ooh ja, ja

The house of Holbein

Hans Holbein goes around the world

painting all the beautiful girls

of Spain, France

and Germany.

The king chooses one of them

But which one will she be?

You bring the corsets

We will bring the hangers

No one wants to be taller than a quarter of an inch

What if the makeup contains lead poison?

At least your complexion will attract all the boys.

Ignore the fear, and you'll be fine.

We're going to turn this vier into a new one.

So just say "ja" and don't say "nein."

For now you are in the house

In the Haus of Holbein!

Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut

Ooh ja, ja

The house of Holbein

We must make sure that the princesses look good

When their time comes for the Holbein portrait

We know what the best inventions are

To hold it all up

Yes, that's wonderful

For blonde hair simply add a

Magic ingredient from your bubble

Try these heels that are so high it's indecent

But we can't guarantee you'll still be able to walk at 40

Ignore the fear and you'll be fine.

We'll turn this virgin into nine.

So just say "ja" and don't say "nein".

Cause now you're in the house

In Holbein's house!

Ooh ja, das ist gut

Ooh, yeah, yeah

Holbein's house

Had to do it for five parts lol

Inspired by: @Notevenava

Notes : 1st part-French, 2nd part-German, 3rd part-Romanian, 4th part-Italian, 5th part-Japanese

All you wanna do

All you wanna do, baby

I think we can all agree that I'm a ten among these three.

All you wanna do

All you wanna do, baby

And since I was a kid I've been driving the boys crazy

Whatever you wanna do

Whatever you wanna do, baby

Take my first music teacher, Henry Mannox

I was young, that's true, but I knew even then

The only thing you wanna do is (mwah)

Mannox large, dark and sexy

Taught me all about dynamics

He was 23 years old.

And I was 13, soon to be 30

We spent hours strumming the lute.

Striking chords and blowing on the flute.

He would pluck my strings to the G.

He went from major to minor, from C to D.

Tell me what you need

What you want, you don't need to beg

Cause I feel the chemistry

Like I understand you and you understand me

And maybe that's it

He just cares so much, it feels real

We have a connection

I think this guy is different

Cause all you want to do

All you want to do, baby

Touch me, love me, can't get enough.

All you wanna do

All you wanna do, baby

Is please me, squeeze me, birds and the bees me

Run your fingers through my hair

Tell me I'm the fairest of the fair

Playtime is over

The only thing you wanna do is (mwah)

But then there was another man, Francis Dereham

Serious, strict and slow

He gets what he wants and he does not take no for an answer

Passionate in everything he touches

The sexy secretary of the dowager duchess

Helped him in his office, had a duty to perform

He even let me use his favorite pen

Spilled ink all over the parchment, my wrist was so tired

Yet I came back the next day as he requested.

You say I'm what you need

Anything you want, you don't have to beg

Cause I feel the chemistry

Like I understand you and you understand me

And I know this is

He cares so much, that's true.

We have a real connection.

I'm sure this time it's different.

Because everything you want to do

All you wanna do, baby

Is touch me, love me, can't get enough of me

All you wanna do

All you wanna do, baby

Can't wait another second to have

My bodice on the floor

Playtime's over

The only thing you wanna do is (mwah)

Yeah, it didn't work out

So I decided to take a break from boys

And you'll never guess who I met

High, Great, Eighth Henry

Supreme Head of the Church of England

Revered throughout the world

Though you wouldn't know it by the look of that beard

He made me a lady in waiting

Brought me and my family high up in the world

He's given me tasks in court and swears it's true

That without me, he doesn't know what he'd do

You say I am what you need

All you want, we both agree

This is the place for me

I'm finally where I'm meant to be

Then he starts saying all these things

He cares so much he calls me "love"

He says we have this connection

I guess he's not so different

Cause all you want to do

All you wanna do, baby

Is touch me, love me, can't get enough, see

All you wanna do

All you wanna do, baby

Is grab me, hold me, the birds and the bees

There ain't no time for when or how why

You just gotta have me now

Playtime is over

All you wanna do is (mwah)

That's why we got married.

Ooh.

Henry's case is not an easy one.

He's got a short temper, and his friends are crude.

With the exception of one courtier.

He's a really nice guy, very serious.

Royal life was not what I had planned for him.

But Thomas is willing to offer a helping hand.

He's very kind and makes sure I'm okay.

I'll be with you when the king is not here.

This guy finally

What I want is the friend I need.

Just a friend, no chemistry.

I have him, he has me.

And there's nothing more to it than that.

He cares so much and is so dedicated.

We're connected, he says.

I thought he'd be different this time.

Why would I have thought he would be different?

But never, never will be different.

'Cause all you wanna do

All you wanna do, baby

Touch me. When will it ever be enough?

Look at me

All you wanna do

'Cause all you wanna do, baby

Hold me tight. Don't worry if you don't please me.

Bite my lip and pull my hair

Bite my lip and pull my hair 'Cause like you say, I'm the fairest of the fair

Playtime's over

Playtime's over

Playtime's over (Playtime's over)

The Only One

The Only Thing

The only thing you want to do is (mwah)

Not original, inspired by @Notevenava

Notes: 1st part-French, 2nd part-German, 3rd part-Romanian, 4th part-Japanese

N-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

There's no way

You gotta admit, baby, in all the time I've been by your side

I've never lost control, no matter how many times I knew you were lying

I got my golden rule

I gotta keep my cool, yeah baby (you know she's gotta keep her cool)

And even if you had fun

Running around with a pretty girl

And even if you had a son

With someone who has no wedding ring

No matter what I heard, I didn't say a word.

No, baby (you know she never said a word)

I put up with your sh*t like every day (whoa, whoa).

But now it's time to shush, and listen to what I say.

You must think I'm crazy

You wanna replace me, baby, there's

N-n-n-n-n-n-n-not

If you think for a moment

I'll give you an annulment, wait a minute, there's

N-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

No way

No way

There's no way n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

No way

No way

There is no way.

There is no way

So you read a Bible verse that says I am cursed

Because I was your brother's wife

You say it's a shame because, quoting Leviticus.

"I will be childless all my life".

Well, Dad, weren't you there when I gave birth to Mary? (Oh, hi baby)

(Girls are so easy to forget)

You are so full of sh*t, you must think I'm naive (whoa, whoa).

I won't back down, I won't fall down, and no, I will never leave.

You must think I'm crazy

You wanna replace me, baby, there's

N-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

If you thought it would be funny to send me to a convent, honey, there's

no way

No way

No way

There's no way

No way

No way (no way)

There is no way out.

There is no way

Hey,

let's go.

Here we go.

You brought me to my knees

Please tell me what you think I did wrong.

I've been humble, I've been loyal, I've tried to swallow my pride all along.

If you can explain just one thing to me

I've done to cause you pain, I'll leave.

You won't?

Don't you have anything to say?

I'm not leaving.

No way!

You'll think I'm crazy.

You want to take my place Baby, there's

N-n-n-n-n-n-no way

You made me a wife, so I can be a queen till the end of my life.

N-n-n-n-nothing.

You can't.

N-n-no.

N-n-nup-na-nup-na-nup-na

No way

No way

There's

N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

There's no way!

Not original, inspired by @Notevenava

Notes: 1st part-French, 2nd part-German, 3rd part-Romanian, 4th part-Japanese

Sitting here all alone

On a throne

In a palace that I own

Bring me some pheasant

Keep it on the bone

Fill my cup to the brim

I sip mead and spill it on my dress

With gold lace trim

Not very stuffy and proper

I can't stop myself

I want to go hunting, does anyone care?

I'm not pretending because I have acres and acres.

Paid for with my own wealth

Where are my dogs? Free the bitches (Woof)

Every day

I'm back for a game of croquet, yeah

Cause I'm a player

And tomorrow I press replay

You, you said I cheated on you

Because I didn't look like my profile picture.

Too bad, I don't agree

So I'm gonna hang it up for all to see.

And you can't stop me because

I'm the queen of the castle

Come on down, you rascal

Come on down

Come on down

Come down, you rascal

Come down

Come on down

Because I'm the queen of the castle

When I am bored

I go to court

Pull up outside in my carriage

I am not married

So I flirt a little with the footman

While he takes my fur

As you were

Making my way to the dance floor

Some guys are making progress

I ignore them

Cause my jam comes on the lute

Looks sweet

That's good

All eyes on me

No criticism

I look more gorgeous than lutherie

I dance so hard I make a splash

Okay ladies, let's start the reformation

You, you said I tricked you

Because I don't look like my profile picture

Too bad, too bad I don't agree.

So I'm going to put it up for everyone to see.

And you can't stop me because

I am the queen of the castle

Get down, you dirty scoundrel

Get down

Get down (you dirty scoundrel)

Get down

Get down

Cause I'm the queen of the castle

I'm not saying I'm a money-grubber.

But check out my prenuptial agreement.

Gold chain

A symbol of trust in a great man

On the highway.

My horse goes 12 miles an hour.

Let me explain.

I'm not a wiener schnitzel English flower

No one ever said I needed a rich man

To do my job in a palace in Richmond

You said that I cheated on you

Because I didn't look like my profile picture.

Too, too bad I don't agree (Too bad I don't agree)

So let's put this up for everyone to see (Let's put this up, let's put this up).

And you can't stop, you can't stop me 'cause

Cause I'm the queen of the castle

Get down, you dirty rascal

Get down (Yeah, c'mon, ha!)

Get down (Get down with me)

Get down (Get down with me) Get down you dirty rascal

Get down (It's Anna of Cleves)

Get down (Aha-ha-ha, get)

Get down (Ow!)

'Cause I'm the queen of the castle

Not original, inspired by @Notevenava

Notes: 1st part-French, 2nd part-German, 3rd part-Romanian, 4th part-Japanese

I grew up in the French court

Yes, yes, hello

Life was a chore then (she set sail).

1522, came straight to the UK.

All British guys suck.

Epic fail

He wanted me, hah, obviously.

He sent me messages every day.

It couldn't have been better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding?

I was ready to eat.

Ooh, he sent a reply.

Ooh, I'm just saying hello.

Ooh, you're a nice guy

Maybe I'll think about it, xo baby.

Here we go

(You blew him kisses)

I didn't know I was going to move in with her moms.

(What?)

Get a life

You're living with his wife?

Like, what was I supposed to do?

-CHORUS-

Sorry, not sorry for what I said

I'm just trying to have fun.

Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your mind.

I didn't mean to hurt anyone

LOL, say "oh well

Or go to hell

I'm sorry, not sorry for what I said.

Don't lose your head

Three in bed and the little one said

If you want to be married, make up your mind

It's you or me, buddy

I don't want to be some

I don't want to be some girl in a threesome

Are you blind?

Ooh, don't be bitter

Ooh, 'cause I'm fitter

Ooh, why hasn't she caught on yet?

He doesn't want to ---- you

Somebody hang you

(Uh-oh) Here we go

Your comic went viral

I didn't mean it, but the rumor mill is buzzing.

Wow, Anne, you made the whole country hate you.

Dude, what was I supposed to do?

I'm sorry, not sorry for what I said

I'm just trying to have some fun

Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head

I didn't mean to hurt nobody

LOL, say "oh well

Or go to hell

I'm sorry, not sorry for what I said

Don't lose your head

He tried to escape

But the pope said no

Our only hope was Henry

He was promoted.

He caused a stir

He set the C of E in motion

The rules were so outdated

You and I wanted to be... evaluated.

Soon, ex-communicated

Everybody settle down, it's God's will.

Henry goes out every night

Just sleeping around, like what the hell?

If that's the way it's gonna be...

Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three.

Just to make him feel good

Henry finds out and freaks out.

He's screaming and yelling

Like a judge

You cursed witch!

Dude, shut up.

I wouldn't be so stupid.

If you were to get up

(Uh-oh) Here we go

(Did you say that?)

And now he's going round like off with her head

(No-oh).

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he meant it.

(Looks like it))

What was I meant to do?

(What was she meant to do?)

Like what was I meant to do?

(What was she meant to do?) Like what was I meant to do?

No, but what was I meant to do?

I'm not sorry about what I said.

I'm just trying to have fun.

Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head

I didn't mean to hurt anyone.

Smile and say, oh well

Or go to hell (Just go to hell)

I'm sorry, I'm not sorry about what I said

I'm sorry, I'm not sorry about what she said

I'm sorry, I'm not sorry about what I said

Don't lose your head