All posts by Notevenava

I sit here lonley

On the toilet

In a palace that belongs to me

Bring me a pheasant

Keep it to the bone

Fill my cup to the brim

He'll show honey and spill it on my dress

With gold lace trim

Not very perfect and soundly

You can't make me stop

I want to go fishing, who cares?

I'm not fake because I have acres and acres

I paid out of my fortune

Where are my dogs? Free the whores

Ducks

daily

Let's play croquet, yeah

Because I am a player

And tomorrow I'll get there again

You said I was cheating on you

Because I didn't look like the photo on my profile

Sorry i disagree

So I'll hang up for everyone to see

And you can't stop me for some reason

I am the queen of the castle

Get down, you dirty bastard

to go down

to go down

Lay down your dirty motherfucker

to go down

to go down

Because I am the queen of the castle

When I'm bored

I go to court

He stopped in the street in my carriage

Im sadly single

So I flirt a little with the waiter

steals my anamal

How dare you

I'm going to the dance floor

Some men are making a move but rejection

Because the jam goes with oud

Looks nice

Das ist gut

All eyes on me

Do not criticize

I sound more radical than a Lutheran

Dancing so hard that I make a big splash

Well ladies, let's get busy fixing

You said I was cheating on you

Because I didn't look like the photo on my profile

Sorry i disagree

So I'll hang up for everyone to see

And you can't stop me for some reason

I am the queen of the castle

Get down, you dirty bastard

to go down

Come out (dirty bastard)

to go down

to go down

Because I am the queen of the castle

Now I'm not saying I'm a gold miner

But check it yourself and imagine

I have gold chains

My faith is a symbol of a higher power

In the fast lane

My horses can live to twelve AD and I'm not an English flower

Nobody tells me I need a rich man

I do business at my mansion in Richmond

You said you cheated (cheated you)

Because (me), I didn't look like my profile picture (no, no)

Too bad that I disagree (too bad that I disagree)

I hang up (hang up, hang up) for all to see

And you can't stop, you can't stop me for some reason

I am the queen of the castle

Get down, you dirty bastard

Get down (yeah, come on!)

Come on (come down with me)

Lay down your dirty motherfucker

Low (this is Anne de Cleves)

(Ahahaha, understand)

Come on (ah!)

Because I am the queen of the castle

[set:]

Everything you want

Everything you want to do

[Catherine Howard:]

I think we can all agree

I have 10 of these 3

[set:]

Everything you want

Everything you want to do

[Catherine Howard:]

And since I was young

I'm going to drive the boy crazy

[set:]

Everything you want

Everything you want to do

[Catherine Howard:]

Take my first music teacher

Henry Marnox

I was young that's true

But i knew

What do you want to do...

Mannox wide, dark, sexy

He taught me everything about mechanics

He was 23 years old.

And I was 13 years old.

Go to 30

I spent hours stroking halibut.

Play the chords and play the flute

I played strings up to G

Highest to lowest

C to D

Tell me what you need

What do you want

No need to beg

Because I feel

chemistry

How do I understand you?

And you got me

Maybe this is

He just cares

Feeling legit

We are connected

I think this guy is different

cause

Everything you want

Everything you want to do

Touch Me Love Me

I am not getting enough.

Everything you want

Everything you want to do

Hold me

Birds and bees

Put your finger on my head

Say it's fair and beautiful

Playtime is over

The only thing you want to do

But another man, Francis Dereham

Serious, serious, slow

You get what you want and don't accept anything.

Passion for everything you touch

Sexy Secretary Duchess Douger

Helped him do his dog poop in his office.

He allowed me to use my favorite pen.

Pour ink on parchment

My wrist is so tired

But I came back the next day

He needs

All I need is me

You don't have to beg for everything you want.

Feels like chemistry

How i hold you

I know, all of this

He just cares

This is legal

We are really connected

I think it's different this time

cause

Everything you want

Everything you want to do

Touch Me Love Me

I am not getting enough.

Everything you want

Everything you want to do

Hold me

Birds and bees

I can't wait any longer

Put the corset on the floor

Playtime is over

What do you want to do...

Yes it didn't work.

So I decided to take a break from the boys.

And you will never guess who I meet.

Tall and lovely Henry VIII

Anglican Minister

Respected worldwide

I don't know after looking at the beard

Make me wife to the waiter

Me and my family

He puts me the duty of justice and swears that it is true.

Without me he wouldn't know what he would do.

All I need is me

Everything you want, we both agree

This is the place for me

I'm finally where I should be

Then say all this

He loves me so much and calls me "love".

He says we have this relationship

I don’t think it’s very important

cause

Everything you want

Everything you want to do

Touch Me Love Me

I am not getting enough.

Everything you want

Everything you want to do

Grab me and hold me tight

Birds and bees

When how

Because you need me now

Playtime is over

What do you want to do...

Then we get married. court

It's not easy for Henry.

His temper is short and his companions are subtle.

Except for that politeness

He's a very nice person by himself

Very sincere

Real life is not what I planned

But Thomas

It's too sweet to make sure it's okay

And we spend a lot of time when there is no king.

This boy, finally

That's what I want, I need a friend

Just friends, no chemistry

I own him and he hold me

And no more

He just cares, he is faithful

He says we are in touch

I thought it was different this time

What makes this different?

But it doesn't make a difference

cause

Everything you want

Everything you want to do

When do you touch me?

You fully understand

Everything you want

Everything you want to do

Hold me, it doesn't matter

If i don't like you

Gnawing your lips and pulling your hair

Like I said, I'm the most beautiful on the show

[set:]

Playtime is over

Playtime is over

[Catherine Howard and Ensemble:]

Playtime is over

[set:]

The only one

The only one

[Catherine Howard:]

What do you want to do...

Grew up in France

Qui Qui hello

Life was a cleaning, so

She set sail

1522 came to England

All the British boys lame

Fail

I wanna sing and dance

President

Not my cup of tea

But then I met the king

And soon my father said

You should win the race

He loves me

Duh

Kept messaging me almost every day

Sent me mail

Who am I kidding

It was cool

Sent a reply

saying hello

You seem like a nice boy

Ill think about it I think

Kiss hug baby

Oh no

Were here

You gave him a kiss

I didn't know I would move in with his wife

What

Get a living

Your living with his spouse

Like what was I meant to do

Sorry

No I'm not sorry

About what I said

I wanted some fun to have

Don't worry

Don't get your head cut off

I didn't hit him!

HaHaHa

Oh no

Go to heck

Im sorry I'm not sorry

About what I said

Don't get your head cut off

(The rest of the song wouldn't load)

But lol what is this

Awsome electro opening

Jelly queen yelling at hubbys side chick

The song that makes us love and hate anne at the same time

Sad song by a sad cinnomen roll

Random german rock song

Have you ever wonderd what it would be like to be flexed on by a ex queen who died over 300 years ago??? Heres what its like

A catchy pop song about trama and abuse

If a letter was a song

You find out the queens rickrolled you

Awsome underrated mashup